Welcome to The Bullshit History of the Three Realms. Here you can embark on a wild adventure where we will tell you all about…. well…

The Bullshit History of the Three Realms? Yeah buddy, I think they get it… Can you just let them carry on?

Well okay then, lets get into it. Three realms coexist in peace and magic, that is until a plot simmers below the surface only to cause a typhoon shrouded in mystery. This comedic fantasy is filled with death, betrayal and confusion while… 

Oh don’t be so serious. Don’t be so rude, I’m narrating… What was I saying?…

Death, betrayal, and confusion. The three realms of Arddanann, Lárdanann, and Bordanann are now living in silent tension, reeling from the unprovoked massacre of Bordanann upon a helpless Lárdanann. The native species of the separate realms don’t know what to expect next but they know something is coming, bracing themselves for whatever horrors might fall upon them next.

Nice, you’d never expect you were a detached old man. 

Speak for yourself snotty, we’ve got a history to narrate.